A Very Short Fairy Fish Tale

Once upon a time...

There was a "40ish" woman

Who wanted to run away!

Away from laundry, dishes and mopping

Her usual household chores.

"I need blue skies, white sand and foamy surf," she cried.

No more dirty kitchen floors!"

So she donned her floppy hat to keep "crow's feet" at bay.
Grabbed keys, a drink, her girl and her man.

"To the beach we shall go. Chop-chop. No delay!" "But no pictures!" they cried, "We're tired of your Sony." "Yeah...right" she muttered, pulling her hair in a "pony." From the van to the water...she mulled over her plot. "Take photos, I will. A lot! A lot!"
Once on the sand, her hubby exclaimed, "The Shred is working!

Your abs are so tone~y."

But too bad, so sad...this pic's a fake-out.

A real phony.

And so is this one
With short hair.

It's not me.

It's Sharon Stone-y.

Now, listen my friends, parts of this "fairy tale" are true.

And we will live happily ever after

In the GREAT BIG BLUE.

But for now my little rhyming must come to an end.

And as for this mermaid,

The face belongs to my girl.

But the "tail" is pretend.